23. Why was six afraid of seven?
Because seven eight nine.
24. Why did the boy keep his trumpet in the freezer?
Because he liked cool music.
25. What did the paper clip say to the magnet?
I find you very attractive.
26. What did the stamp say to the envelope?
I’m stuck on you.
27. Why can’t skeletons play music?
Because they have no organs.
28. What did the triangle say to the circle?
I don’t see your point.
29. Why can’t the elephant use the computer?
Because he’s afraid of the mouse.
30. What do you get from a pampered cow?
31. Why is a fish easy to weigh?
Because it has its own scales!
32. How do bees get to school?
By school buzz!
33. What do you call a sleeping bull?
34. Why is Adam the fastest man on earth?
He was first in the human race.